jillian bennett

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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Apr 18
Apr 18

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Apr 18

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Apr 18

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freeindie:

Six Layer Pizza Cake
More: 17 Foods That Need to go into my Mouth Right Now
Apr 18

freeindie:

Six Layer Pizza Cake

More: 17 Foods That Need to go into my Mouth Right Now

(Source: bored-im)

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Apr 18
Apr 18

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clavid:

no wonder cows get mad cow disease if someone woke me up every morning to play with my titties with no intention of sticking it in i’d be pretty mad too

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Apr 18

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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Apr 18
Apr 18

blowmecas:

I STILL SCREAM THIS SONG AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!

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Apr 18

such-a-flirt:

**heart attack!!!** 

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"I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date."

- i.c. (via rattlejack)

(Source: delicatepoetry, via taylorthelatteboy)

Apr 18

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Apr 18
Apr 18

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Apr 18

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