jillian bennett

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via baharmohazabnia)

Sep 3
Sep 3

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Sep 3

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Sep 3

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Sep 2

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Sep 1

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Sep 1

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Aug 31

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mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
Aug 31

mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

(via perpetuateyourself)

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"
Aug 31

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

What…..
Aug 29

rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

What…..

(via penishole)

Aug 29

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

(Source: iraffiruse, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Aug 29

(via missourimoseley)

Aug 29

the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

(via sagetheseer)

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile
Aug 28

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

(Source: illillill, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)